"One Armed Scissor" is a song by At the Drive-In. It was the first single from their album Relationship of Command, and was the first At the Drive-In song to be played regularly on a number of radio stations. This is one of the most well known At the Drive-In songs, and was their only charting single, reaching #26 on the Billboard Modern Rock Tracks chart. It is also the encore song of their 2016 reunion tour.